Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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