Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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