That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
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