I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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