New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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