How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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