let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
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