We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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