I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
True strength comes from lack of pants
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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