How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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