She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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