Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
My dick has a subreddit
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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