We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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