i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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