I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
