You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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