A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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