I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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