He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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