Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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