my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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