Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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