And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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