Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
