everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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