sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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