brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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