Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Someone shattered a urinal.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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