Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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