my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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