me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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