Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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