absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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