i may or may not be watching the land before time
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I am naked and annoyed.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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