Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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