Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Randomize