it wasn't lemon gatorade
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Randomize
