that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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