i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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