They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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