I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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