This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
