how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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