woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Randomize
