i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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