Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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