VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
i out mim tonsoeep
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