But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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