Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Randomize
