i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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