I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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