Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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