Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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