I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I want to be your penis for a week.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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